How to take photos of Nessie ? ? ? ?

zendo_joystick_ankh_hero.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com.br (Bruno Beam) apparently said:

 >I want to take photos of Nessie.What do I need?

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In rec.photo.technique.people Dean Van Praotl <no.spam RemoveThis @my.email.adr> wrote:

 >I want to take photos of Nessie. What do I need?

The traditional technique goes something like this:

1. Go downstairs and find your kid's Godzilla action figure in the
toybox.

2. Root around in your tackle box and find enough sinkers to hold
Godzilla in place.

3. Aquarium.

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moonshdw DeleteThis @xmissionz.com apparently said:

 >In rec.photo.technique.people Dean Van Praotl <no.spam DeleteThis @my.email.adr> wrote:
 >
  >>I want to take photos of Nessie. What do I need?
 >
 > The traditional technique goes something like this:
 >
 >1. Go downstairs and find your kid's Godzilla action figure in the
 >toybox.
 >
 >2. Root around in your tackle box and find enough sinkers to hold
 >Godzilla in place.
 >
 >3. Aquarium.
 >
 > Good luck. Mention me in your Pulitzer acceptance speech.

You forgot the most important step:

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In article <qsjpt051r57401idfsjpab5ipnp07tr9o3.DeleteThis@4ax.com>, no.spam.DeleteThis@my.email.adr says...
 > You forgot the most important step:
 >
 > 4. Drink single malt until Nessie appears!
 >
 >
I have a bottle of cask strength Bowmore that would shortem this phase of the project..

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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 19:39:19 -0000, Tony Gartshore <me DeleteThis @there.com>
wrote:

 >I have a bottle of cask strength Bowmore that would shortem this
 >phase of the project..

Won't work. Nessie has perfect pitch and will flee when you start
singing. No, you're going to have to send me that bottle in order
to have any chance.

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