[PIC] Chromatic Aberration?

JimKramer <jimG DeleteThis @jlkramer.net> wrote:

>On Jan 9, 5:18 am, Matthew Winn <*...@matthewwinn.me.urk> wrote:
>> On Tue, 8 Jan 2008 13:14:26 -0800 (PST), Pat <Morris14... DeleteThis @gmail.com>
>> wrote:
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>> > On Jan 8, 6:13 am, Tony Polson <t... DeleteThis @nospam.net> wrote:
>> > > Buying a new high end DSLR and a collection of pro lenses cures every
>> > > photographic ill that you could think of.    
>>
>> > What ... and no one suggested that to cure the "ear problem" you
>> > should:
>> > 1. Shoot in RAW
>> > b. Remove all filters
>> > III. Shoot from a tripod
>> > 4.0  NEVER use RAW
>> > v.  Get better flash cards
>> > F.  Get a book.
>> > 7.  Don't take pictures until you've learn photography.
>> > VIII  Problem?  What problem?  I've got photoshop around here
>> > somewhere.  I'll fix it later.
>> > 9.  I'll look okay in Picassa.
>> > X  Cut it out.  Stop insulting me.  You're a moron.  Learn to use a
>> > camera.  Such and such can't take pictures.........
>>
>> You forgot...
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>> 0x0b. Use a compact digital camera with CHDK. This is able to solve
>> any problem. In this case, you throw it at the second pair of ears
>> until they go away.
>>
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>> Matthew Winn
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>Just for a second I was wondering if this had got cross posted to
>RPD.


No, because you would have had at least
twelve replies from John Navas by now.
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JimKramer <jimG.TakeThisOut@jlkramer.net> wrote:
>Tony Polson <t....TakeThisOut@nospam.net> wrote:
>> The only thing that will help is a sense of humour.  Unfortunately, if
>> the feature is not present, it is not easy to add it as an accessory.
>>
>> Perhaps one day it will be made cheaply in China and easily installed.
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>My niece got a Tickle Me Elmo for Christmas. I'm pretty sure he was
>made in China and had a wicked sense of humor. Everything was
>funny...


OK, they beat me to it!


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On Jan 9, 6:07 pm, Pudentame <no.... DeleteThis @no.were.invalid> wrote:
> JimKramer wrote:
> > On Jan 8, 7:58 pm, Pudentame <no.... DeleteThis @no.were.invalid> wrote:
> >> Tony Polson wrote:
> >>> JimKramer <j... DeleteThis @jlkramer.net> wrote:
> >>>> On Jan 7, 7:43 pm, Tony Polson <t... DeleteThis @nospam.net> wrote:
> >>>>> JimKramer <j... DeleteThis @jlkramer.net> wrote:
> >>>>>> Is this chromatic aberration around the dogs' ears?
> >>>>>>http://www.jlkramer.net/Pictures/CA.htm
> >>>>> It's very bad. The CA is so severe that it looks as though there is a
> >>>>> second pair of ears of a different colour behind the first.
> >>>>> The only cure is to spend much more money on a new high end DSLR and a
> >>>>> collection of pro lenses.
> >>>> At least there is a cure...
> >>> Buying a new high end DSLR and a collection of pro lenses cures every
> >>> photographic ill that you could think of.
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> > But labs don't come in vanilla!? They're yellow or ... blonde.
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> Haven't met any actually stupid Labs.
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> I've met some that could out-stubborn a mule, but they weren't stupid;
> at least not like Irish Setters ... every one of those I've ever known
> was dumber than a box of rocks.
>
> Them and Dobermans.
>
> I think it's a problem with the breed standard. They breed for that
> narrow, pointy little head and with the thick skull, there just ain't
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Anything that the AKC got a hold of got stupid. Today's breeders are
breeding for looks. AKC recognized Boarder Collies and with in two
generations they were producing pretty, stupid dogs. Look at the
Bench Labs, send one of those out to retrieve a duck and you are just
asking for a heart attack or a stroke for the poor things. Look at the
German Shepards. Herd sheep? Can't even walk half the time.

Come by some time, I'll let you meet "Buddy" he's a stupid lab. He's
sweet, but stupid as a post.
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JimKramer wrote:
> On Jan 8, 7:58 pm, Pudentame <no.... DeleteThis @no.were.invalid> wrote:
>> Tony Polson wrote:
>>> JimKramer <j... DeleteThis @jlkramer.net> wrote:
>>>> On Jan 7, 7:43 pm, Tony Polson <t... DeleteThis @nospam.net> wrote:
>>>>> JimKramer <j... DeleteThis @jlkramer.net> wrote:
>>>>>> Is this chromatic aberration around the dogs' ears?
>>>>>> http://www.jlkramer.net/Pictures/CA.htm
>>>>> It's very bad. The CA is so severe that it looks as though there is a
>>>>> second pair of ears of a different colour behind the first.
>>>>> The only cure is to spend much more money on a new high end DSLR and a
>>>>> collection of pro lenses.
>>>> At least there is a cure...
>>> Buying a new high end DSLR and a collection of pro lenses cures every
>>> photographic ill that you could think of.
>> Other than plain vanilla stupidity.- Hide quoted text -
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>> - Show quoted text -
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> But labs don't come in vanilla!? They're yellow or ... blonde.

Haven't met any actually stupid Labs.

I've met some that could out-stubborn a mule, but they weren't stupid;
at least not like Irish Setters ... every one of those I've ever known
was dumber than a box of rocks.

Them and Dobermans.

I think it's a problem with the breed standard. They breed for that
narrow, pointy little head and with the thick skull, there just ain't
that much room for brains inside.
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Tony Polson wrote:
> JimKramer <jimG.TakeThisOut@jlkramer.net> wrote:
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>> On Jan 7, 9:55 pm, Colin_D <nos....TakeThisOut@nowhere.com> wrote:
>>> JimKramer wrote:
>>>> Is this chromatic aberration around the dogs' ears?
>>>> http://www.jlkramer.net/Pictures/CA.htm
>>> Doesn't appear so. I took the image up till the pixels showed, and
>>> apart from being a bit out of focus, there is no color fringing around
>>> the ears. or anywhere else.
>>>
>>> Why did you think there was ?
>>>
>>> Colin D.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com
>> May be this will help, I was having just a bit of fun with an odd
>> picture and an unlikely alignment
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>
> The only thing that will help is a sense of humour. Unfortunately, if
> the feature is not present, it is not easy to add it as an accessory.
>
> Perhaps one day it will be made cheaply in China and easily installed.
>
>
>
>

Be careful though, you're liable to get one that's British style; dryer
than the Sahara.
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Scott W wrote:
> On Jan 8, 2:57 pm, Pudentame <no.....RemoveThis@no.were.invalid> wrote:
>> JimKramer wrote:
>>> Is this chromatic aberration around the dogs' ears?
>>> http://www.jlkramer.net/Pictures/CA.htm
>> I don't think so. Looks like another dog behind him trying to catch up
>> and take that retriever toy.
>
> You do know this whole thread has been a joke, don't you?
>
> Scott

After I'd already posted, yes, I figured that out.
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Tony Polson wrote:
> Pudentame <no.one.RemoveThis@no.were.invalid> wrote:
>
>> JimKramer wrote:
>>> Is this chromatic aberration around the dogs' ears?
>>>
>>> http://www.jlkramer.net/Pictures/CA.htm
>>>
>>>
>> I don't think so. Looks like another dog behind him trying to catch up
>> and take that retriever toy.
>
>
> I bet you aren't much fun at parties.
>

Nah, I'm not too bad; maybe a little slow on the uptake sometimes.
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Scott W wrote:
> On Jan 8, 2:57 pm, Pudentame <no.....TakeThisOut@no.were.invalid> wrote:
>> JimKramer wrote:
>> > Is this chromatic aberration around the dogs' ears?
>>
>> >http://www.jlkramer.net/Pictures/CA.htm
>>
>> I don't think so. Looks like another dog behind him trying to catch up
>> and take that retriever toy.
>
> You do know this whole thread has been a joke, don't you?
> ...

If it were a joke, he'd say "the dog's ears". He said "the dogs' ears",
which immediately means he's serious.

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Best regards,
Andrey Tarasevich
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On Jan 9, 9:19 pm, Andrey Tarasevich <andreytarasev....TakeThisOut@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> Scott W wrote:
> > On Jan 8, 2:57 pm, Pudentame <no.....TakeThisOut@no.were.invalid> wrote:
> >> JimKramer wrote:
> >> > Is this chromatic aberration around the dogs' ears?
>
> >> >http://www.jlkramer.net/Pictures/CA.htm
>
> >> I don't think so. Looks like another dog behind him trying to catch up
> >> and take that retriever toy.
>
> > You do know this whole thread has been a joke, don't you?
> > ...
>
> If it were a joke, he'd say "the dog's ears". He said "the dogs' ears",
> which immediately means he's serious.
>
> --
> Best regards,
> Andrey Tarasevich

No it was a joke, I just didn't want the "grammar patrol" to charge me
with improper apostrophe positioning and mispossessionning of the
second degree. Now the word police will be all over me...
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On Jan 9, 7:43 pm, That Rich <that_r....DeleteThis@wrongaddress.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 15:17:08 -0800 (PST), JimKramer <j....DeleteThis@jlkramer.net>
> wrote:
>
> >Anything that the AKC got a hold of got stupid.  Today's breeders are
> >breeding for looks.  AKC recognized Boarder Collies and with in two
> >generations they were producing pretty, stupid dogs.  Look at the
> >Bench Labs, send one of those out to retrieve a duck and you are just
> >asking for a heart attack or a stroke for the poor things. Look at the
> >German Shepards. Herd sheep? Can't even walk half the time.
>
> >Come by some time, I'll let you meet "Buddy" he's a stupid lab. He's
> >sweet, but stupid as a post.
>
> We have an AKC Golden, not the neo-golden you see running around
> yuppie-ville but a *real* Golden/Golden. His Father was brought in
> from England to breed... smartest and proudest dog I've ever owned or
> met.
> .
> "Chelson" just celebrated his twelfth birthday....http://www.pbase.com/that_rich/image/33994182
>
> Go Dogs!
>
> RP©

If his sire was brought from England I doubt that the AKC had much to
do with it's lineage. Lovely picture though.

Dr. Seuss Rules!
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Pudentame <no.one DeleteThis @no.were.invalid> wrote:
>Tony Polson wrote:
>>
>> I bet you aren't much fun at parties.
>>
>
>Nah, I'm not too bad; maybe a little slow on the uptake sometimes.


I'm guilty of that too, taking things too seriously.
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JimKramer <jimG.DeleteThis@jlkramer.net> wrote:
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>But labs don't come in vanilla!? They're yellow or ... blonde.


I like them when they are small. Minilabs ...
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